I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

January 9th, 2006

This is my first time checking into this little slice of heaven I call IXH in about a month. Though I missed you terribly, I REALLY needed a break. (Breakdown is a little closer to the truth! But don’t worry about me, I’m much better now…No, seriously, I am great…SERIOUSLY!)

Now that I’m back, there is so much to cover. Like my friend’s Christmas party where he found out his boyfriend had another boyfriend! Or Christmas Eve, when my friend Lulu and I drank and dialed our New Friend — and he phoned us back! Let’s not forget my 35th birthday (on the 29th, people, so its not too late to get me something nice!), nor my super hot New Year’s Eve — babysitting three kids. Did I mention one of the parents tried to stiff me for the evening? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this stuff ALWAYS happens to me. Last, but not least, my New Friend is back in my life…sorta. There may be someone else in my life soon, too — if I could just remember to call him!

There’s also the little matter of my soon-to-ex-husband, Endicott. He was very good to me this holiday season. I’ll explain later…

Yes, I’m sooooooooooooo happy to be back. I hope you’ll join me on my latest (mis)adventures.

XOXO,
Flo